so i had this friend in high school named owen. he liked tara, and one night we were hanging out and talking and i told him i wasnt into her and that i could never date her as i didn’t think she was my type. anyways about 4 months later, tara and i were dating briefly and he made fun of me relentlessly haha.
then later on we went to college together. he got me a job at fazoli’s, the pasta place. i worked there a month and had been to a meeting where they proclaim the employee the month. i didn’t think much of the place and one night when drinking i told owen, if they ever make me employee of the month, i will walk out of the meeting and never return to work. you see, i had big plans for myself, and taking pride in being employee of the month at fazoli’s didn’t seem like something i had instore for my life. sure enough a couple months later they made me employee of the month, and i accepted the $25 dollar gift card to target and stayed there for another 6 months. owen laughed at me again and i wondered if he put the managers up to it. anyways i learned not to make proclamations to owen after that haha.