I think Natalie Portman lays eggs. Glorious eggs. I bet if you looked in her house you would find a nest where she lays her eggs. Im sure if you talked to actors they would tell you she laid eggs on the set of V for Vendetta. Monsters hatched from her eggs and attacked the camera crew. I wish Natalie Portman would lay eggs in my garden. Do you think she would come if I built a nest?
Do you really believe this?
I want to believe it. I just want somebody to lay eggs in my garden. I want to see what hatches from the eggs. I think monsters
i think the only way to know for sure is to build the nest. But beware - I think she would be a very secretive egglayer, and easily frightened away.
Well, I think if you asked her, I know what she’d say.
I saw Winona Ryder on TV laying an egg as big as a baseball.
Id like to see that
Okay, out of curiosity, I googled “girls laying eggs.” There are some things you just can’t unsee!
Lol! Thanks for the warning
What do you think is inside winona ryders egg?
Sugar and spice and everything nice.
Probably stolen purses.
I want to have a child from an amniotic egg. I want to lay it whilst squatting three times my body weight.
I would name him Eggbert or if a she, Eggberta.
I would raise him to be a Navy SEAL. I would raise her to be a surgeon.
I thought this was incredibly weird until I realized I lay eggs.
It’s not Natalie Portman, it’s her evil twin, Natasha.
monsters are possible: the dreaded ‘gila monster’
What color are her eggs? How big are they? How do they smell? How do they taste?
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