A traumatized man shares his story…
"I lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements, blindly rising at a violent rate of speed, with the full weight of a kitten hanging from my masculine region.
Wild animals are sometimes faced with a “fight or flight” syndrome.
Men, in this predicament, choose only the “flight” option. I know this from experience. I was fleeing straight up into the air when the sink and cabinet bluntly and forcefully impeded my ascent.
The impact knocked me out cold."
That is the finest modern writing I’ve read in a while…lol
I can’t stop laughing!!! LOL!!!
I wonder if the kitten gave a Tarzan-like yodel after pouncing and swinging.
Truth is often stranger then fiction. Made me smile which I needed today so thanks for posting.
This is why I don’t have a cat