Everyone knows that a successful marriage is all about compromise.
Wife: “Hey Steven. Did you know that I’m God”?
Husband: "Damn it Doris, How many times do I have to tell you? I’m the one who’s God.“
Wife: “No. I’m the one who’s God”.
Husband: “No. Me.
Wife: " No. Me"
Husband: " OK, how about this”? You can be God tonight and I’ll be God tomorrow”.
Wife: “I love you Steven”.
Husband: “And I love you too Doris”.
And they lived happily ever after.