My Personal Relationship With God (sorta)

Unusual Beliefs
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Dear God ,
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I hate you Jus Kidding ,

I once came up with the idea that if I could sit down and drink ,

and drink an entire soda drink in one shot then God would die ,

so I would open the soda and pour it down my throat ,

but I would get halfish way down and my throat would burn ,

I don’t know if this is normal or from the tube in my throat ,

when I was in a coma ,

to be fed ,

so I would try to drink it all to kill god and it would burn too much ,

everytyme ,

I thought it was funny and was always fun to try and do ,

and perhaps in a weird way I fynde humor in telling those who blame god for everything ,

me pretty much telling them to go to hell ,

I was pretty much and still am kinda lyke ,

“LETS GIVE THIS GUY A BREAK” ,

I feel lyke I already said that here ,

apologies if im jus being repetitive ,

I suppose this thread without my nonsense is asking ,

asking anyone here if they haVe fun moments of some sort of inspirational ,

moments with God ??? ,

OR even HAYZUES ,

or Jesus ,

whichever you prefer ,

ok and also if you got some soda try out my killing God trick and see if you can catch up with him ,

or does it burn too much ?? ,

NO LYING about it cause if you kill one of my bestest friends imma gonna be-ah maD …

n e hoo I haVe a pretty deep relationship with that dood ,

one tyme I ate a bottle of advil and passed out and woke up to a beautiful morning ,

after I woke up I looked out to the beautiful day ahead and said “i hate you” ,

but don’t eat a bottle of advil cause it will give you a splitting terrible headache ,

ok thanks for reedinG and thanks in advance to any replies ,

oh also I would love to hear from athiests or agnostics ,

I used to be agnostic a while back ,

AND I was sorta atheist at one point ,

so you guys and gals can say whatever you want in this thread ,

ok ill shush it nao , thanks in advance for any replies …

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i normally keep religious threads and topics for my christian forums and chat

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hmm ,

ok I think I gotcha ,

perhaps no one wants to open those curtains here ,

thaz kool I understand ,

one of these dais I mite axe you fer sum lynks ,

iv ya thunk thaz kool … (?)

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did you say axe or does that mean ask?

if you are looking for a link i can supply one if you want

i would advise caution though as these things require a certain amount of decorum

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it means ask , you guessed correctly yo ,

honestly I don’t know what you mean by decorum ,

but you can share it perhaps someone out there could use it ,

ya nvr know …

I was in a deep spiritual pool and except for this thread ,

im not trying to get too deep as of right nao …

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not trying to be cheeky or anything but i think you know what i mean lol

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I had a bad crack addiction in the late eighties. After I had been going to AA meetings steadily for a month or two in 1990, I went to bed one night. I had been clean for those two months. But I was laying in bed and all of a sudden I got the strong familiar urge to smoke some crack. I planned it all out for the next day. I was going to get up early, take the bus for an hour to some friends of my families, borrow a $100.00 and catch another bus to the town where I always scored my dope. Then I fell asleep with the full anticipatory high. Well I woke up the next morning and the first thing I thought was, “That was crazy”. And my obsession and compulsion to use had been lifted overnight. And it has never come back since 1990. I give credit to going to meetings and a higher power. So I have no beef with god.

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ok kool I have no idea why ,

but I read your definition painting lyke 6 tymes ,

and I understand it then I don’t ,

don’t ask me whats wrong with me right nao ,

n e hoo i’ll be coming back to re-read to make sure im not being delusional about this one paragraph ,

i’d lyke to be able to use that werd one day …

thanks again for the post …

BLARGH …

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