Any volunteers willing to help me thaw out the poor things?
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You should move your nuts to sunny California,
I think it’s only in the sixties out there.
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Space heater between the legs. 
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Take a hot bath. It’s the only way I get warmed up when I am cold in the winter.
Out of the blue my body temperature dropped to 95.5 degrees last night!
Thankfully it was temporary.
Pretty scary!
Below 95 degrees is considered hypothermia.
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Walking around as usual without a shirt on in our summer. I feel for you cold peeps. That is bloody cold so no wonder.
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Yikes! Even I would like that much cold, and I love me some cold weather. Having said that, I do not volunteer to help you thaw out. Good luck with that!
man that would freeze your eyeballs probably…stay inside !!
Thank you for providing a Fahrenheit translation for us Yankees. As far as your nuts go stuff em in your cheek for a quick thaw.
But yeah that’s chilly. Hope you have enough coal in the basement and keep those lanterns lit.
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I’m glad your temp came back up!
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use a set of underwear instead of trousers it would help on your journey the next time.
Sing twenty verses of “Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire” while doing it, and it will thaw them right out. It’s an old home remedy from my great-grandmother that’s made just for this situation.
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Advice from a former Albertan:
Do you have a heat dish? It was a life saver for me when I used it in Calgary.
Also heating pads can help.
Got extra heaters. Got some coffee can heaters ready to go if power goes out. I had a beefed up alternator installed in Vlad the Impala when I purchased him and there’s a second battery in the trunk. I flip a switch on the dash and it jumps the idle up and lets me run a thousand watt inverter off the car if needed. A vehicle makes a great emergency generator.
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Okie. Yeah, the weather in Calgary/Alberta is horrible right now! I hope you stay warm. My friends are all in Calgary right now and they are hating this weather so much.
