My method of working: Three main three tenets of holding all my jobs

I usually wait until I’ve been there 5 months before I start stealing.
i usually wait 7 months before I bang the boss daughter.
And I always wait 10 months before lying about being sick and reguarly missing work so I can sleep in.

I think these three have helped most in holding down a job.

I’m joking! I’m joking! I’m joking! I’m joking! I thought it was obvious.

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