I usually wait until I’ve been there 5 months before I start stealing.
i usually wait 7 months before I bang the boss daughter.
And I always wait 10 months before lying about being sick and reguarly missing work so I can sleep in.
I think these three have helped most in holding down a job.
I’m joking! I’m joking! I’m joking! I’m joking! I thought it was obvious.