Last night my husband wasn’t crazy about dinner,
Which sucked because it was date night.
The garbage bag is full of Taco Bell wrappers.
If you’re going to food cheat on me, at least destroy the evidence and take out the trash.
This is not his first offence.
It’s pretty much been going on like twice a week for a couple months.
Now he’s saying “we’re” spending too much on takeout.