my dinner is so good that i almost ate my finger.
or how about…
my dinner is so good that i got second seconds.
or maybe…
my dinner is so good that i’ve learned to polish plates.
how good is your dinner?
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lemme guess? Cereal?
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my dinner is so good that my dog jumped onto the table and started eating it.
my dinner is so good that i call it the last supper
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My dinner is so good that I was dreaming in my sleep about hot leftovers for breakfast.
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my dinner is so good that i don’t eat it. i just sit there and breathe in the aroma of food until i’ve been sensually satisfied…
My dinner is so good that i cried after finishing it, because it was no more.
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My dinner is so good that:
I get different canned fruits, a dinner salad with choice of fresh dressings, a dinner roll with butter, and different soups every day, a different entrée every day with a starch and different vegetables every day, and different rich desserts everyday, with decaf coffee and iced tea.
My dinner was so good that I want to dinner again at midday
I had chicken and spinach hamburguers and chips 
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my dinner was so good that, after eating it, i refused to brush my teeth
for a year
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My dinner was so good. That I ripped my stomach out of my body and dissected it and opened it up and ate it again
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my dinner was so good that, before i could even taste it, the earth opened up beneath the dinner table and consumed the meal. yeah, my dinner literally caused an earthquake.
My dinner was so good that with every bite I had involuntary convulsive orgasms falling over and rolling on the flor so i gave up eating and had to throw it away.
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my dinner was so good, it cured my sz
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My dinner is so good that it fits in a straw!
Fluids. Argh.
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my dinner was so good, it grew wings