I’ve told this one before, but I’ll repeat it for the newbies…
I bumped into my Psychiatrist at a Pharmacy in town. We said ‘Hi’ to each other and he had a book in his hand…
Me: “What are you reading?”
Doctor: “Ummm…It’s about a patient who is stalking and wants to kill his Psychiatrist.”
Me: “Don’t worry! I’m just here picking up some milk!”
Then we both burst out laughing! 
True story!
