Your cock is scary 
I will be doing this cock pun for decades to come. 
That’s a huge cock. Must have been difficult to fit it into that tight space.
The brightiest cock under the sun…or should i say moon?
Its not everyday you see a cock in front of a fence
Your cock is so big and yellow! Tis jaundice?
And the redness around the edges. is this cock in good health?
Your cock seems to have a bit of the ole blue balls.
My Cock is as big as yours 
Must be baked then?
I think this cock may have been in my garden.
My garden is not in good shape atm.
You should put a small hole in the fence, that way someone can yank on your cock from the other side
Ah yez that cock got into the garden without his protective suit on. Oh de rednessssss
It’s good that you can get your cock to stand straight up like that. I see the blue ball next to it, which normally comes when your cock has been standing up too long
This cock is much stiffer than most
Looks like your cock is hard wood
Never too big. 。°。°。°。°。°