My chair burning ritual will work!

before i leave, i will craft a wooden chair, and set it on fire. this will be to prevent my spirit from being stuck in this place. i will be reborn in scotland. crazy enough it may just work.

and that’s not all. i will travel around and bury special mementos in places i would like to be reborn. who knows i may put some sperm or blood on it for extra magic.

The horcrux thing isn’t as viable as you think. Ask He Who Shall Not Be Named.

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i had to google horcrux lol. im not going to hurt anyone, i was talking about my blood and sperm. it will work, trust me. maybe i will plant a tree and bury my mementos under trees.

@Lifer I’ve never seen this side of you. Do you feel on a spiritual High?

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Unusual belief: If you want to be reborn in Scotland He can make that happen. No ritual necessary.

I figure being saved is better. Just visit the equivalent of Scotland in the next place.

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Harry Potter reference! @shutterbug lol nice

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no way, im staying here and worshipping my pre christianity pantheon.

Dude. That’s uh, kinda weird. I mean if you wanna crank your handle in private, well, Bob’s yer uncle. Leaving a trail of bodily fluids as you wander in public is generally frowned upon, however.

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