The cushions are stationary.
They don’t move.
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Oh i had one like that.
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My arse too, has cleaved the couch cushions apart like the high waves at the parting of the red sea. The poor sofa isnt that old and a fondness for it has developed. I can only hope that the physics process can be reversed.
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Tell him I said he can suck it. That was rude.
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An unusual couch story I related years ago on this forum.
My older brother is a tad eccentric. I went to help him throw out his ten year old sofa…and I heard jangling. I sliced open the couch and tipped it over…and like a slot machine, the coins just spewed out all over the floor.
After all the counting of coins, Bro had $3000.00 in change…from ten years of losing change out of his pants pockets while sitting/ lying on the sofa.
I kid you not! Then he was trashing his car a few months later…and cleaned it out finding $500 in coins. But that’s my kooky brother. I still shake my head when I think of that episode.
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I remember there were hundreds of twoonies and loonies and quarters. Bro scooped a big handful of coins and handed them to me for helping him move the couch.
Nobody I’ve told this story to believes it, but it really happened.
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Well our couches are trashed because my son is currently ripping all the cotton out from the inside and throwing them on the floor. It is out of control! A little different but I feel your pain.
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Incidentally, my sofa is strange in that the seat cushions are firm enough to prevent permanent butt imprint; however, the sofa springs under the seat cushion seem to have retained a “memory” of said butt. The effect is that the firm sofa pillow now tilts in a weird way on the sofa springs when I sit down, and I tilt as well. Its very disconcerting. I think I would prefer the butt imprint problem. That would be like having a tractor seat built into your sofa cushion. 
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My sofa is only a year old and has visible scrunching happening. It was a $500 sofa so I fully expect a dent to form very soon. I’m twice your size so I’m figuring I’ll have double the dent.
p.s. your husband is a poo head
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This picture was taken before I cleaned for the day, obviously,
But here’s my couch dent.
No judgements.
It’s gotten so bad, I had to put that green blanket over it because a spring is coming out and poked my butt.
Oh boy,
I need a new couch.
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