The time is upon us once again, folks:
It’s the Annual Ms. SZ Pageant
The official Ms. Schizophrenia pageant contestant shall be judged as such:
Must be currently experiencing one (1) positive symptom at present time of competition
Must have gained at least forty (40) pounds of weight from antipsychotic of choice
Shall be coached by one of her twelve (12) voices
Delusions of grandeur encouraged
Psych Ward visits encouraged
Formal wear includes sweat pants and hospital socks
You’re silly Schztuna . Oooh oooh, since I’m male and can’t participate can I be a judge?
But of course, @Bowens!
You can ask the contestants all the hard questions like:
“What is your vision of world peace, and how can we attain that?”
“Who is the most influential person in your life, and why?”
“Should plastic cutlery be outlawed in the psych ward?”
Hmm. . .
I Vote For ‘Fairuza Balk.’
Not Only Is She The One Who Discovered The Ouija Board Key To The ‘Daft Punk’ Mystery.
Legend Spake That It Became One Of The Constellations Hidden In The Ring’s Around Saturn.
Which Is One Of THE SETI Programming Still Lurking Within The Bermuda Triangle.
Strangely Coveted…, Yet…, Fascinating!.
Extra points for Word Salad:
Wow. Beautiful AND interesting for a change
I think I meet most of the criteria.
I’ll participate, only if I can use this straight-out-of -bed headshot:
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