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Movember vs no nut november

Fap is the male term, quirp is the female fap. No quirp november, or I guess no O novber for the ladies lol #themoreyouknow

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Why would you do that, or rather not do that? I feel like posting a clip from MadTV with the joke relationship counselor “What you need to do is find a time when you both want to have sex.”

Talking about this no nut November stuff. Not people’s relationships. Joking around.

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What do you call nuts at the edge of a room?

Walnuts

Levels dad joke for the day :smile:

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I’m not an expert, but I doubt y’alls weemen wants yas to have blue balls throughout November.

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Kind of like that Bart Baker parody of that song where the guy proclaims he would die for his cherished one.

This seems like an unnecessary sacrifice.

What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
I’m a cashew

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I mean honestly no nut November is kind of a meme lol

yeah some people do it seriously but like that’s their choice.

Like blaming women for it seems pretty ridiculous

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Some people have to have soneone to blame for their…

Short cummings.

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What? My moustache is halfway decent even when it’s not November.

Oh.

Right.

Heh.

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Has anyone ever actually done a mustache ride? Lolol

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Heh.

Heh.

Heh.

Maaaaybe

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Not myself but given, haven’t you ever had a girl sit on your face?

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Women can orgasm? Why nobody tell me this?!?

WHY???

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I have a beautiful luscious mustache.

It’s my schtick. :blush:

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Lol I have never done such a thing :smile:

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Speaking of orgasms, I’m a guy and I faked it. When it’s enough already and I just want to get some rest.

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You’re missing out broheim lolz.

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Ive totally done that too but it was in January not Movember

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