i honestly don’ pass gas much while im awake, because i mostly have learned to eat foods i digest well. but i’ve noticed that every morning when i wake up i expel a big odorlous fart.
i started to believe, that it was spirits leaving my body once i was awake, and that they entered into me while i was sleeping and communicate with me in my dreams. once im awake, they leave.
I thought i was weird … one day i woke up early at my partners house and he was sleeping and I realised he’s not perfect either (he let one go he doesn’t know I kblw )
You’ll be fine
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Omg that is funny. We are a funny bunch. My voices rip on me when I do anything embarrassing. Chewable Gas X after every meal works for me.
“A body that farts, is a body that’s alive.” The teachings of Don Juan is what I always say…
So now we know. The dead come back as beans.
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