I went to the old abandoned blockbuster video and saw Merideth perusing the wares of the old necromancer who lived there.
I said to her “when are you going to take me interdimensional traveling with you?”
Obviously trying to avoid my question she phase shifted into a million particles and dissected the old mans corpse leftover from the monkeyman war of the year 500.
Afterwards I decided that it was time to have some cheesecake and throw away my leftovers. WHY you ask? well fortunately for me I was able to manipulate my stomach to digest the unforseen consequences of childhood morbid obesity and make room for seconds.
By the time I returned home from my adventure I had looked on the dining room coffee table and realized my mom stole my smokes.