(No I am not saying the current one is one. I don’t know.)
Don’t swear virus- Didn’t kill anyone but briefly made people crap their pants. Created by the Vatican to prevent exactly what it said. One forward thinking person put something in it to make the sufferer more fertile on recovery.
Don’t masturbate virus- Same creator. Caused a sharp pain on the wrist. Didn’t kill anyone. Same side effect.
The Hitler virus- Designed for his “final solution”. Failed because a Jewish scientist he forced to work on it made it inoperable.
The Neanderthal Virus- The only one known to have worked. Scientists who made it unknown.
The Common Sense Virus- At first it was working well until every government banned it because they were afraid of it.
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Please tell me this is comedy !
The needle on the bullsh*t meter is about to break through the glass.
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I’m more concerned about the virus convincing people to wear shades indoors turning every venue into an academy for the blind or alternatively a private detective convention
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