“If you have a good attitude you will suffer less, if you have a bad attitude you will suffer more”.
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“As long as there’s hope it doesn’t hurt as much”
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“Getting out of bed, on a bad day, is easier if you can have a cup of coffee.”
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“Cigarettes are good, and bad. Makes you happy, but bad for your health.”
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If you pee on my tombstone I will grab your ankles.
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I’m taking this oneback.
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“Dental work is like needing a repair on your car; the longer you wait to have it done, the worse and more expensive it gets.”
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Do a few clouds, negate the existence of the Sun?
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“Dont be perfect, as no one is.”
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Your best is good enough
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The bigger the balls the tighter the sack - David Beckham
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The Louder the onion the quieter the carrot. - Gordon Ramsay
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“Drive safely”
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It’s impossible to give me a Wedgy. - Tom Cruise
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“Those who sleep, sleep. Those who are awake, are awake. This is the secret.”
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You just changed my life. That is the answer I was looking for. The rest of my life is going to be perfect now.
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Just because it is the pot calling the kettle black doesn’t mean the kettle isn’t black.
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You are one of my wisest students, Nicholas.
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“Orange may seem red, but red never seems orange. Such is the same with the Path.”
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That’s actually very quotable. 
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