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I have dry mouth. How do I un-dry it?

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Should i waste money on a lotto ticket?

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Lays chips or Doritos?

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@Pikasaur- drink vinegar, Romans swore by it.

@anon39015889- no, buy two

@anon94176359 - ALL THE LAYS AND DORITOS

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It bugs having to leave the house to go to the doctor’s so I can get my prescription.

I was thinking of going back to university to study medicine and become a doctor so I could just write my own prescription and not leave the house.

Do you have any advice?

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medical malpractice, take the money or sue them for the hell of it? :wink:

What’s the best way to prepare liver and fava beans with a nice Chianti?

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@everhopeful med school takes too long. Just get a pirate copy of Photoshop and make your diplomas and degrees. Then write the prescription.

@labratmat- take all the money, then sue.

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@ThePickinSkunk

rinse the beans. Then put in a pan to warm, add a sprinkle of rosemary to marry the beans with liver.

Gently sautee the liver in a red wine reduc

Now plate the beans and liver. Drizzle so.e of the pan sauce over it all.

Now gently. tip your plate sideways over the trash. Scrape it clean

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My gp practice lets you reorder prescriptions over the phone or online.

Then they automatically send the prescription over to the chemist and they text me when it is ready.

In fact I think the chemist even delivers

I might make enquiries to see if I can do something like that. That sounds like a great system.

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I’m itchy. Should I scratch back?

@Pikasaur get someone else to do it. Embrace the lazy

I want my Masters degree but I have no idea if I will be able to pay it off. Should I go for it?

@Air you could go the Photoshop route like @everhopeful and his phd.

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What do I need to do to lose weight?

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I have a babysitter tomorrow night. How shall I spend my night alone?

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@Happy_H - Stop dieting. Become a hunter\gatherer. Looking for foodwill burn calories.

@ninjastar go use McDonald’s wifi in the parking lot while binging on Big Macs and shame.

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Lost all friends.Feeling bad.Should I search for new ones?