Little Johnny

5 year old little Johnny went to church with his dad every Sunday and his dad gave him some money to put in the collection plate each time.
One day his dad gave him some money and instead of putting it in the collection plate he put it in his pocket. After the service he asked his dad if he could talk with the preacher.
His dad agreed and little Johnny went to talk to the preacher.
Little Johnny reached into his pocket and and gave the preacher the money.
Preacher: "You are suppose to put that in the collection plate."
Little Johnny:"I wanted to give it to you."
Preacher: "Why is that?"
Little Johnny: “Because my dad said that you are the poorest preacher he ever heard.”