I had a huge crush on martina hingis when i was young. She is still playing tennis. Just won australian open doubles championship. I hope she celebrated by laying an egg and hitting it into a wall with her raquet.
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Why not try with Novak Djokovic.? 
He just won it too. Again
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Im sick of him winning. I can only watch one tennis grand slam in my timezone and hes won it 6 times since 2008!!!
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That’s why you could engage him…in other activities.
Lol
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He probley has enough money to pay scientists to modify himself to lay eggs
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take care 
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Well, if Martina Hingis could lay two pieces of buttered toast, two strips of bacon and a side of hash browns than I could really get on board with watching more pro tennis on TV than I do now.
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And while she’s at it, if she could lay a new wallet and a CD of Elton Johns greatest hits for me I would really appreciate it.
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Cuz Novak. On TOP of it!
She might lay billy joels greatest hits
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Whats mean laying eggs?
Humans laying eggs.
Wait only women can lay eggs.
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Bruce is out to change that. This is the year!
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So women can lay eggs!!! I knew it!!!
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Its going to be magical year rhu rhu 
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I have always believed in you, bru bru 
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People trying to change their sex these days is sorta crazy.
But I think that Bruce Jenner just Said he did it for money. I mean it’s easy to but on lipstick and fake boobs for an extra million.
But no way he cut off his ■■■■■.
For a million bucks, I bet many would dress up. They’re laughing all the way to the bank.
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I hope you find a way to lay eggs soon Bruce. We’re all rootin for ya.
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Im going to try laying eggs when im lucid dreaming. Thats as close as im gonna get i think while im alive. Im pretty sure i can lay eggs when im a ghost. So i have that to look forward too. Ghost eggs