This old guy in the car in front of me gets to the Tim Horton’s drive-thru speaker…
Old guy: “What exercise to lazy people do?”
Female Clerk: “I dunno”
Old Guy: “Diddly Squat!” HAHAHAHAHA!!!
So it’s my turn to order and the same gal comes on the speaker and I say…
“I sure hope that guy doesn’t give up his day job.”
The girl burst out laughing and replied…“That is so funny I’m going to tell my Dad when I get home!!!”
I like going thru the drive through and after placing my order saying, “this is to go.”
I went in once to the Tim Horton’s and pointed and said “I’ll have the spaghetti for $3.99.”
The clerk turned around to look at the menu board, and I said “Hah! Made you look!!” 
(They don’t sell spaghetti)
You’re silly 
151515
When I was a cashier, I think this would have brightened my day!
Yeah…we both had a good chuckle over it.
And there was like 8 cars in the line-up! And here’s Milton Berle casually telling these corny jokes while everyone else was waiting and fuming!
Yeah, and in the meantime, she was probably getting yelled at by her manager for not clearing the line fast enough. Fast food sucks. Mad respect to the folks who put up with that job.
The government has raised the minimum wage to over $14.00 per hour in our Province…so at least shucking coffee can pay some of the bills now. About time…
My state is working on it. We are up to 11.25, and slowly increasing to 15
nah, I’m ready for kiosks.
Manitoba went from 11.10 to 11.35
All those workers are going to be soooo happy
Bunch of bs
@PatrickT it’s good to have the annoying funny guy back. You sound better…I was rooting for you.
might be funny …
I went to McD’s drive thru I got to the speak a young lady responds : " Welcome to McDonald’s! May I take your order?"
I responded:" I’ll have 2 soft taco’s and a falapo."
She left her mike on and I could her her asking her boss: " where are these on this register?"
Not too much later I pulled up to the pay here window to pay and get my order and the manager say’s : " Your again your always messing up the trainees"
I respond :" So I don’t get my soft tacos ?"
budumpda…
funniest mcdonald story at the drive thru I ever heard was my old friend david was funny as helll all the time and he went through the drive thru at McDonalds it was taking a long time for them to come to the intercom and he said, “what the Mcf*ck is going on in there???” hahahaha
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