Cleaning the living room, trying to vacuum the hard to get places, where does this dirt come from when you never use that area??? Is their a dirt fairy that spreads it while you sleep???
and what should I wear while cleaning??? Should I put on a hazmat suit??? Maid outfit??? Yoga Pants???
We have hardwood floors but the amount of dust that accumulates under the couch is astounding! We find all sorts of goodies under our couch when we move it to sweep and mop! Mostly cat toys.
As for suitable attire, I suggest a boiler suit, or perhaps a beekeepers suit, taped at the ankles and wrists, and a bee keepers hat/face cover. The bee keepers smoker would perhaps sedate the evil dust fairy for some time.