Just Dirt Ick

Cleaning the living room, trying to vacuum the hard to get places, where does this dirt come from when you never use that area??? Is their a dirt fairy that spreads it while you sleep???

and what should I wear while cleaning??? Should I put on a hazmat suit??? Maid outfit??? Yoga Pants???

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Orange yoga pants with a lace ruffled apron. That way you’ve got all three covered and don’t have to choose. :grin:

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Dont be so silly. Once you are done you can do my room too. Chop chop

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I should be a fashion designer :stuck_out_tongue:

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We have hardwood floors but the amount of dust that accumulates under the couch is astounding! We find all sorts of goodies under our couch when we move it to sweep and mop! Mostly cat toys.

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I did under my desk, all sorts of stuff under there

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I have come to the conclusion there is an evil dust fairy who comes in after I clean and sprinkles dust and fluff over every surface.

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Pretty sure the cure for the common cold is to be found under my couch.

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As for suitable attire, I suggest a boiler suit, or perhaps a beekeepers suit, taped at the ankles and wrists, and a bee keepers hat/face cover. The bee keepers smoker would perhaps sedate the evil dust fairy for some time.

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yoga pants.

if I hire cleaner with my ssi, cleaner must wear yoga pants.

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Hardwood floors leave no secrets.

I vote yoga pants…Pictures please!

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They found Jimmy Hoffa behind my bookcase.

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I have to clean more before pics

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