Anyone can quit smoking
It takes a real man to face lung cancer.
Anyone can quit smoking
I’ve done it 100 times.
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I quit every day
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What do you give a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking? A pumpkin patch…
Hmm
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steve martin said, “I hate it when ppl say, 'hey, mind if I smoke?” and I say. “no, mind if I fart?”
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Lol thats a good one 
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I am not a quitter.
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Smoke?
I give you “FREE” pay raise 
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I got a yearly pay raise $540 !!!
Plus incentives*, if I continue to get $540 every year.
*Condtitions Appply
Which would be covered in your predicted medical expenses.
Special gifts 
are even priceless. 
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I’ve been smoking for years and my lung feels great.
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Why did the cigarette divorce the asthmatic?
Too many inhalers
Nyuck! Nyuck!
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A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings. After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry American Indian approached him and said, "Now listen buddy, if you don’t stop calling me that I’ll kick your head in
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According to Freud, smoking is an oral fixation of the sucking the thumb phase.
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I don’t have a smoking problem - when I’m not smoking, everyone else has a problem!
Date a smoker, they’ll put anything in their mouth 
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