What do you call Batman when he is injured?
Bruised Wayne.
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What do you call the kids of Iceland and Cuban’s ?
Little Ice-cubes.
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My favorite cop joke:
Woman gets pulled over for speeding.
Officer walks to the window and asks, “Do you know why I pulled you over?”
The woman says “Because you made C’s in high school?”
Funny and true.
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One of my buddys at work tells everyone to ‘quit putin it’ (quit rushin it) when doing a job lol
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Why did the tiny pepper put on a sweater?
It was a little chili
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Never trust atoms; they make up everything.
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What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
It be the C (sea).
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Whats a pirates 2nd favorite letter?
R!!! Arrrrrr mateys
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A man falls in a hole. His name is Phil.
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A man floats in the water. His name is Bob.
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A woman wakes up at night. Her name is Eve
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A full moon is out, and then he pulled up his pants.
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Haha. That made me LOL
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Don’t trust beans - they talk behind your back.
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My cop joke.
A cop pulls over a woman for speeding and walks up to her window. He says ,”Ma’am, I’m afraid I’m going to have to write you a ticket.”
The woman bends forward and shows some cleavage and gives him a seductive smile. She says,”I always heard you never give tickets to beautiful women.”
He answers, “You’re right.” And handed her the ticket.
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