So Superman was flying around one day looking for good deeds to perform. He flew low over a green field and couldn’t believe what he saw. There was Wonder Woman, buck naked, laying on her back with her legs spread.
Superman couldn’t control himself and he zoomed down and unbuckled his tights and started humping wildly. He was done after ten minutes and rolled off and laid down next to Wonder Woman. He asked her, “How was it? Was I good? I bet it was a big surprise”
She answered, “Well, I think it was a bigger surprise for the Invisible Man.”