(A mentally ill man was eating vienna sausage and crackers and watching one of his selections on the Super Cheap TV bundle which included 10 channels. Suddenly the landline rang.)
Voice on Phone: This is the government. We are the ones who screwed up your life and punished you for admitting you are mentally ill. Well if you haven’t gotten over it yet and still need your meds we have good news for you. It seems that there are more jobs than people looking for a job leaving the ones no one wants to do open. So we will cut your benefits if you don’t take one.
Man: OK. I’ll take it.
Voice on Phone: Basically you’ll shovel rat crap and other disgusting stuff at the sausage plant on Dead End Blyd, until the jobs situation turns around and you are unemployed again.
Man: Cool. Temporary employment. I love it. Gives me something to do man. How much will I get paid?
Voice on Phone: Your state’s minimum wage is $7 an hour. By the way your work may influence your benefits. It’s a new beginning for you.
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