I’ve been on this forum for quite a few years now.
I was ‘Patrick’…then ‘Patrick T’…then ‘Patrick’ again.
I’d be curious though to see what date I actually joined this site. Would the Mods have this information? I’m guessing about 5 years ago?
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Your first account was anonymized. I can try to dig up the original account, but no promises.
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No big deal. Don’t bother if it turns out to be a hassle. I think about 5 years is probably in the ballpark.
March 1, 2015. It wasn’t too hard to find.
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Happy fake cake day 
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Not bad…so I was only 3-4 months off with my guess!
Do you get a prize for being here for 5 years?
A watch…a toaster…a can opener??
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Yeah happy fake Cakeday! 
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Thank you all for the fake well-wishes!
(This is a phony thank you by the way) 
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same old Patrick different account.
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Five years is the canned potatoes anniversary. So treat yourself!
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I think this glorious occasion calls for a fake speech!
(ahem)
“You’re all wonderful and kind and I love all of ya like my own mother! And please, stop buying clothing made by Indonesian midgets in cheap labour camps…donate money to those poor children who keep getting their heads caught in rice picking machines…and for pete’s sakes, wear a covid mask…they can easily be made out of your used underwear!”
Thank you! Thank you all!! And God Bless!!!
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I give a phoney birthday on Facebook.
Your real friends and family know when you were born.
An all expenses paid trip to Fantasy Island.
“Boss! Da plane! Da plane!”
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Congratulations! Happy fake cake day.
Here, have a bag of wooden nickels. They’re on the house!
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Glad your around so happy non official but kinda close to official cake day.
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Reality sucks anyways so there you go.