This made me smile
I especially laughed at the car one because black and white cars always freak me out because I feel like it’s some secret agency keeping tabs on me, whoops.
Don’t scare people!
Every moment is not life and death.
Boredom is good! It beats racing thoughts and constant crisis!
The only one I disagree with is stepping on cracks. In my part of the world, I was taught at an early age: “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back”!
Lol! I dismantled a laptop…once. The thing was like a Chinese puzzle.
I can especially relate to the " stepping on cracks " one.
the waitress is not trying to poison you…your coffee is safe !!?
This is a big issue for me
I occasionally wonder if drink/food has been tainted but it’s not a big issue for me . Have been a few times when I’ve started to eat something thought “something’s not right here” and chucked it in the bin,
Don’t walk down the street naked with your guitar and with only a pink helium balloon tied to your little dinky.
Believe it or not, I
almost did that!
Big cities are sort of funny…
If you just walk down the street naked… there’s something wrong with you…
But if you walk down the street naked with a GUITAR… your an artist. (but only in the artist dist…don’t go to the financial dist.)
Lol thanks for this post.
This was funny and made me feel understood and like I belong here.
No one will murder you if you forget to lock the door
(I get freaked out about this)