Important social etiquette and life skills

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handy ’ sith ’ hints…

  1. do not stare at people…they don’t like it !?! :grin:
  2. don’t mumble and rock in public…
  3. always put a beanie over your tinfoil hat… :tophat:
  4. good idea to change ones underwear occasionaly !?!
  5. no one can hear the dog talking to you :dog: or the cat :cat: or the bird :bird: !??!!
  6. remember not everyone can see your demons… :imp:
  7. don’t dismantle other peoples phones/laptops :iphone: …they don’t like it !?!
  8. you can walk on the cracks in the pavement !!
  9. the waitress is not trying to poison you…your coffee is safe :coffee: !!?
  10. the black car behind you …is not MI5…nor is the red car :car: or the white one !!!
  11. the newspaper headlines are not a secret code…just for us ???
  12. the postman has not put a :bomb: bomb in the post box :boom:

feel free to add people of earth :earth_americas:

take care :alien:

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This made me smile :slight_smile: I especially laughed at the car one because black and white cars always freak me out because I feel like it’s some secret agency keeping tabs on me, whoops.

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Don’t scare people!
Every moment is not life and death.
Boredom is good! It beats racing thoughts and constant crisis!

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The only one I disagree with is stepping on cracks. In my part of the world, I was taught at an early age: “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back”!

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Lol! I dismantled a laptop…once. The thing was like a Chinese puzzle.

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Uhh, well, yeah, but…

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  1. Don’t drink the bong water.

Pixel.

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I can especially relate to the " stepping on cracks " one.

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This is a big issue for me :confused:

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I occasionally wonder if drink/food has been tainted but it’s not a big issue for me . Have been a few times when I’ve started to eat something thought “something’s not right here” and chucked it in the bin,

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  1. Don’t walk down the street naked with your guitar and with only a pink helium balloon tied to your little dinky.

Believe it or not, I almost did that!

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Big cities are sort of funny…

If you just walk down the street naked… there’s something wrong with you…

But if you walk down the street naked with a GUITAR… your an artist. (but only in the artist dist…don’t go to the financial dist.)

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  1. the dentist is not implanting a tracking device in your jaw. It’s just Novocain.
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Lol thanks for this post.

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This was funny and made me feel understood and like I belong here.
take care

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  1. No one will murder you if you forget to lock the door

(I get freaked out about this)

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