I'm going to talk like an American!

I can’t edit my previous comment in this topic so I have to add a new one.
That post was euphoric.
It was completely detached from reality unfortunately.
The reality is I try to improve bit by bit, can’t even think of a job or proper studies at this stage.
It is 5 In the morning and I didn’t sleep yet this night.

what’s up yo?
got a new car yo!
got myself a new porshe too yo!
a guy wanted to fight and I said no, yo!

i’m american

I’m afraid of Americans…God is an American… (David Bowie)

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lol lol good one lol lol

So I saw an AUTOMOBILE while getting out of the ELEVATOR. It nearly knocked over a TRASH CAN. Luckily nobody was putting out the GARBAGE at the time.

so I saw an …AUTO? while getting out of the LIFT. it nearly knocked over a BIN. luckily nobody was putting out the RUBBISH at the time.
that’s my guess at @everhopeful actually saying the same… was going for Englands English but not sure on any of it really…lol…not even sure where @everhopeful hails from…lol…I have no real guess at any other countries common terms for these words… what would it look like in Australian ?

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“Americans” talk funny all over that gosh dang place, depending on where ya’ at.
Sum places ya cain’t iven unnerstan’ em et all.

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I haven’t had this much fun since the pig ate my little brother.

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that was something I heard as a country joke.

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You mean the rubbage bin was empty? Lucky you?

I try taking my motorcar to the lift but they wouldn’t have me trying to get my articulated lorry off the ground.

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They never allow trucks in the lift, they must always use the stairs.

I’m gonna build me an airport. I probably should find the clip but it is from arrested development.

Also I blue myself.

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And you admit it?

It is from “arrested development”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axHe_BVY_9c&ab_channel=KimudaWasHere

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That same as what you have written for everhopeful, but we say car.