I'm gods gift to women

If that gift is an irritable, self-centered, grouchy, trespassing fool.

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I can see the Internet dating Web page now…Attractive, irritable, self-centered, grouchy, trespassing fool looking for the same

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I’m only attractive in dim lighting. The exceptions are Wednsdays, Fridays and Sundays. On those days the women flock to me.

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My type of man. :relaxed:

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I’m not a total loss, I can cook. And I brush my teeth two times a day.

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Ah, no worry, those previously mentioned attributes are quite enough. :smile:

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“They say that opposites attract, but I don’t agree,
I want a woman just as tacky as me.”

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