I'm getting a cell phone... I'm told

Rocks work, if you tie a long enough string between the two😜

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do they have mobile ’ rock ’ phones ?
is the dialing tone… ugh…ugh…ugh…ugh…ugh…
take care

Sure they have mobile rocks, just put them in your pocket.
Bonus, rock doubles as a weather station.

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" mork calling orson , come in orson "
“yes, mork what is it ?”
" orson, the human kind use rocks as telecomunication devices ?"
" mmmmmmmm…maybe they are not that advanced after all ?"
take care

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okay, maybe it was a soup can and string, but the rock does make an excellent weather station.

  1. Put the rock on the ground outside where you can view it from a window.
  2. if rock has a shadow, it is sunny outside.
  3. if rock is wet, it’s raining.
  4. if rock is gone, it’s windy.
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  1. if rock has been de-materialized…alien invasion.
    take care
    p.s thank you, human.
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