Im changing my tombstone epitaph

from ‘love conquers all’ to ‘a life lived’ haha. im going to be cremated but will probably buy a plot in a cemetary somewhere.

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Good choices in sayings imo

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I want mine to say “I fcking told you so” :yum:

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My tombstone is going to say, “Hey man, get off my stomach.”

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Maybe mine will say “Oh well”

Or possibly something about cats.

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@anon2818416 tombstone will say, “Damn, OD’d on possum pictures.” :smile:

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Mine will say. " He Tried. He fn tried". It’s a line from a song I like!

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Gone beyond the horizon, will be on mine

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Mine will say: “There goes the neighborhood” (Rodney Dangerfield’s tombstone says that)

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Mine will say disciple.

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@77nick77 you got me :rofl:

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When I was psychotic and hated my life I told my mom I wanted to be cremated, and then have my ashes flushed down the toilet cause my life was sh|t and sh|t belongs in the toilet. Then smash the urn and throw it in the Garbage. I wanted no record of my existence.

I recently filled out a form dedicating my body to organ donation and medical research. With whatever is left I guess I will be buried but I haven’t decided what I want written on my tombstone.

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No tombstone for me, I will be cremated and if anyone’s there when I’m gone please spread my ashes in the mountains while blasting good music.
If I did have a tombstone it’d say “pen15”

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My tombstone is going to say “Gone fishin.”

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Mine will probably say

Well this is Inconvenient

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Mine will say “Call of Duty veteran” lol

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Mine will say:

Friendly
Understanding
Caring
Kind
Yearning
Orderly
Unstoppable

:joy:

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Mine will say:

Do not stand at my grave and weep
I am not there - i did not die.

Pinched from a famous poem - and sung by choirs.

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The old classic,

‘I told you I was ill!’

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Mine will say “insert coin” lol.

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