Everything was going fine. I placed my order and pulled up to the window and handed the girl my debit card and she ran it through and handed me my food. I thought I would be friendly and funny and I said, “Man, I sure wish you guys made diet tacos.” Not brilliant but it was all that came to mind. But the girl didn’t get it and stood there looking at me with a bewildered look on her face. I repeated myself and her face didn’t change. I said, “It’s a joke.” Whooosh! Right over her head.
I’m sorry but that joke was hilarious and it deserved a laugh. I know my jokes are too sophisticated for most people but I took that as a grave insult and from now on I’m boycotting all Taco Bells.