If you're happy and you know it

It was actually one of the girls in the 6th grade who stole some cigarettes and let me try smoking one of them. I only did a puff or two though. My mom told me my sister would usually do stuff, but my grandfather would come after me about, saying only boys would do something like that. I don’t think he knew much about girls.

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I guess it’s amazing I didn’t become a criminal when I grew up. Maybe that’s because I got into too much trouble as a kid. I was sent to the Vice Principal’s Office for sneaking out off school too much, and I guess learned my lesson with that one.

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Ring around the Rosie pocket full of posies ashes ashes we all fall down

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The krusty krab “what to do with a drunken sailer” restraunt intro

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“On top of old Smokey
All covered with sand,
I shot my poor teacher
With a red rubber band”

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Sung to the tune of The Comet Jingle

“Comet.
Will make your mouth turn green
Comet.
Tastes like gasoline
Comet,
will make you vomit,
So buy Comet, and vomit, today.”

I don’t make this sh*t up:

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Sounds like it was paraphrasing this:

Sunshine on My Shoulders

Song by John Denver

Lyrics

Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy
Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry
Sunshine on the water looks so lovely
Sunshine almost always makes me high

If I had a day that I could give you
I’d give to you a day just like today
If I had a song that I could sing for you
I’d sing a song to make you feel this way

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The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle
On your snout.

The worms are blue,
The worms are green,
The worms turn your guts
Into sour cream!

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Eeny, meeny, miney, moe,
Catch a tiger, by the toe,
If he hollers let him go
Eeny, meeny, miney, moe.

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I got 99 problems

But a b ain’t one

I got 99 probelms

But a b ain’t one :))

Not so catchy

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Yeah thats the song! I just didnt remember

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I think I remember this song about if your happy clap your hands. I was a kid back then.

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I remember a song I learned in French in elementary school about a fish blowing bubbles. I don’t know how to spell it or I would write it out.

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