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If you had a boat, what would you name it?

well i once saw a boat go down the river, with “endless summer” on it. i liked that name, but not sure what i would name my boat if i had one.

how bout you?

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I would name it money

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There’s an episode of arrested development where they name a boat " the c word" instead of “the seaward.” So I would name mine “the c word” just for the lolz

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Rainy Daze 15155555151

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Lady Blue :open_mouth:

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Old faithful. I’m pretty generic when it comes to names.

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Wave rider :ocean: 15

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S.S. Minnow.

(Those who recognize the name also recognize that it’s apt.)

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No problem little buddy.

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I’d name my boat, Lip Syncer.

:grinning:

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You can say that again.

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Fighter.

A truly perfect metaphor that applies to both of us.

Masculine and Feminine.

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Just be careful not to Syncer in the harbour.

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Das Boot :sailboat:

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“Land’s Costly”

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“Bender” It will have hookers and blackjack. If you know the Futurama reference.

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