If we were hobbits, all of us, the world would not be ending

i would rather spend my time eating 2nd breakfast and staying with local people and live a long and simple life than live this locked down life as a consequence of frequent flying single use capitalist over resource using maniac and end up having my karma find me in this life and die because of climate change
war famine flood fire dust disease

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I honestly think that the world is ending.
This is just the beginning.

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:expressionless::expressionless: Fifteen fifteen

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Hopefully I’ll be dead by the time things get worse.

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We’re now able to do more with less waste than at any other time in human history, and we’ll keep improving. I find it exciting.

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In my current state of mind, I’m not as optimistic as you are @shutterbug.

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The good news is that you can always improve your state of mind.

[ bites @Wave on the ankle to cheer him up ]

:blush:

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with you on that one
carbon capture anyone?

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i really think we’re going die because things get worse
god sorry i don’t even think of it as pessimistic

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It just occurred to me that I’d also be able to bite knees if we all were hobbits.

I like it.

Rawr!

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Yeah you are right
This world has been sliding downward for some time now.

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:blush:

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I can smoke a pipe like a Hobbit so I am all for it.

:sunglasses:

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Hello, Bilbo! I would like to introduce to number of dwarves as well as various creatures. They shall be arriving soon. You are a Took aren’t you? Of course… we an adventure to do? Expect others nearly half after!

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I’ll pop in, now and then again, to make some fireworks! Don’t expect me. You’re a various curious lot, you hair feets. Probably, teach me a thing or too, I venture a guess.

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Of course, all these dwarves will be wanting some second breakfastes and “carbon ports” as well… they do carry a tune though! “The Hobbit: That’s What Bilbo Baggins Hates!” A Good Lad Song On YouTube!

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Now we know where all the Longbottom Leaf went to.

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Damn straight. No Leaf for you ya Triassic Testes Monger.

:grinning:

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Clap! Snap! the black crack!
Grib, grab! Pinch, nab!
And down, down to Goblin town
You go, my lad!
Clash, crash! Crush, smash!
Hammer and tongs! Knocker and gongs!
Pound, pound, down underground!
Ho, ho! my lad!
Swish, smack! Whip crack!
Batter and beat! Yammer and bleat!
Work, work! Nor dare to shirk,
While Goblins quaff, and Goblins laugh,
Round and round far underground
Below, my lad!

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It’s pure fluke we haven’t ended the world already. It’s very nearly happened multiple times in the past 60 years alone. It’s a good thing that the stakes now, although seemingly grim, are not down to an individual acting on their gut to avert an apocalypse.