If they didn't hire criminals


#1

To take away peoples choices in life, they wouldn’t have stupid things to worry about. All they do is complain about people not working, and they keep hiring criminals, to keep people sick, because they’re so afraid someone stupid will get jealous.


#2

You mean the government?


#3

Well, if the criminal in question wants to work and go straight, I hope they get a job with a living wage and can advance through society properly. Not hiring criminals at all just leads to more crime.


#4

Sorry, I mean crooked people


#5

Sorry, I really just meant crooked people


#6

That used to be me before I quit drinking and joined AA. People deserve a second chance and maybe even a third (but not a tenth).


#7

Then there would be no one running the country.