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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. How do I get one?

I’d put it on the shelf with all my hunting trophies.

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Check eBay! :scream_cat:

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You have to run for president first.

Go to sleep @Rhubot

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OH descriptive FINE.

Night, Minninha :two_hearts:

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:smile: night night ! :heart:

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I once heard this woman say, in all seriousness, “I don’t believe in violence, and anybody who does ought to be shot down like a dirty dog.”

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Pretty sure you don’t get one if you kill… :wink:

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They only give them to dishonest, thieving, and even sometimes murdering pricks these days. I think you’re disqualified on all counts. Sorry.

Pixel.

Moved to The Lounge.

Pixel.
(Wearing moderator hat)

I tried, but Donald Trump kept saying that I wasn’t born in the U.S.

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Be careful! He’ll build a wall around you

Lol, I’m not scared. If he does, I’ll report his hair to the police for disturbing the peace. It should be a crime to have a hairstyle like that.

Is this thread because he got nominated? I doubt he wins

No, I was just joking around with this thread. Any Donald Trump jokes were incidental and not planned. Yeah, I don’t think he has a chance either.

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I should get a Nobel prize just for putting up with schizophrenia for a quarter of a century, before I finally got good results from treatment initiated in the latter bit of it.

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