I want the best love money can buy

I’ve been saving up.

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Get a two for the price of one deal…Much more fun :sunglasses:

But, money can’t buy me love? :’(

I guess you could get some services from prostitutes??? You could get her to act lovingly towards you or you could get him to. Maybe spend a few hours kissing and they’ll pretend they love you. Maybe you could get three and you could be in a pseudopolyamorous relationship. You could get her to s*** on your chest. Anything you want.

UGH
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“Better to go down dignified,
With boughten friendship by your side,
Than none at all! Provide! Provide.”

  • Robert Frost -

Classy dude (dudette?). Do you mind if I post an occasional joke?

YES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA!!! JuSt KeEp Up WiTh The comPeTiTIoN.