I want the best love money can buy

77nick77 · May 23, 2015, 12:10pm

I’ve been saving up.

Dreamscape · May 23, 2015, 3:06pm

Get a two for the price of one deal…Much more fun

BarkingDog · May 23, 2015, 3:08pm

But, money can’t buy me love? :’(

FantasticFox · May 23, 2015, 4:16pm

I guess you could get some services from prostitutes??? You could get her to act lovingly towards you or you could get him to. Maybe spend a few hours kissing and they’ll pretend they love you. Maybe you could get three and you could be in a pseudopolyamorous relationship. You could get her to s*** on your chest. Anything you want.

animalchin · May 23, 2015, 6:55pm

UGH
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crimby · May 23, 2015, 8:47pm

“Better to go down dignified,
With boughten friendship by your side,
Than none at all! Provide! Provide.”

Robert Frost -

77nick77 · May 23, 2015, 9:09pm

Classy dude (dudette?). Do you mind if I post an occasional joke?

FantasticFox · May 23, 2015, 9:26pm

YES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA!!! JuSt KeEp Up WiTh The comPeTiTIoN.