I want my virginity back

IDK, isn’t there some kind of operation or procedure that reverses losing my virginity? Only serious replies please.

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Me too my sexual experiences have been unpleasant

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Take risperidone lol it will kill your sex drive and may give you ED.

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But but but… I’m still using it @77nick77.

Will next week work for returning it?

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There are plastic surgeons who can restore, or reattach, your hymen if that’s what you want

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I was thinking of more like a graft or a transplant.

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I doubt it. There’s no need for that.

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For men, they can do a circumcision reversal via skin grafts.

I regret the girl I gave my big V to, she did a number on me. That problem is a little harder to remedy.

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Same here.

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You want a Michael Jackson nose?

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You need to mail a stork and ask him to return your virginity. Then he will return 1 baby to neverland and then your virginity will be reinstated.

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I knew there was a logical solution if I just asked.

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I lost my virginity to a mermaid

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That is very beautiful and elegant.

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Was she a fish at the top half or the bottom half?

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Her bottom half was real fishy

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Introducing the virginity restorer 5000… just hook yourself up…
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I don’t think i would like to stick my junk in that thing

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I have my virginity back. It’s been 10 years now lol.

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She needs to get that checked out …

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