Because my toasts differ in how much they roast.
I don’t think hackers are able to do that.
The toastiness depends on the placement of the toast, the timer settings, how warm the toaster is before you use it, etc. Maybe there’s a wire loose somewhere.
I often knock the timer dial by accident
Lol this a first !
Disconnect your toaster, then they do not hack any longer 
A toaster, like a tv is an inanimate object. Like a lamp. It can’t be hacked. I ruined a perfectly good tv because of that.
I have heard that they can hack modern HD TVs, even take pictures of you when you watch TV.
Oh yeah I meant older tvs, without cameras
Smart toasters can be hacked
Why would someone want to hack a toaster though ?
So they can get access to your internal network.
This needs to stop. We’re not supposed to add fuel to the fire when it comes to delusions.
He doesn’t have a smart toaster 
Some modern smart devices can be hacked, smartphones for example can be hacked, there are companies for example in Israel that specialize hacking into smart devices. I am glad I have an old Samsung phone.
My toaster is jealous of my microwave.
Lol. That’s funny!!! 151515
This was a joke. My neigbor from england is really paranoid of hackers about hacking into his PC and other devices. Which sadly was funny as hell when he claimed that they hack into his ordinary photo-camera, so me and one another neighbor threw a joke about it. Don’t get paranoid of this.
That was funny ! 
Do you need your toaster that badly?
My toaster is my biological father