I was bored once.
So i went out to the country where a sign hung on a barn wall.
It was a sheriff’s house.
I wanted that sign. I wanted it bad.
So i parked down the road and i crept like a fool up to that barn.
i grabbed it but heard a stirring inside.
I freaked out and began to creep slowly out of there.
And then the large dog came out. It began to growl at me and lunge.
So, i hypnotized it basically. It felt inside that i was the fool as i held the “stop” sign in front of me, he knew what i was and he laughed inside.
The dog let me go.
And i made off with the highly coveted stop sign.
Hung it on my wall as a trophy.
And then i went insane again and lost the sign.
Foiled again.