I sense a grave disturbance in the Force

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[Theory] Jar Jar Binks was a trained Force user, knowing Sith collaborator, and will play a central role in The Force Awakens (self.StarWars)
submitted 1 day ago by Lumpawarroox13

Here I will seek to establish that Jar Jar Binks, far from being simply the bumbling idiot he portrays himself as, is in fact a highly skilled force user in terms of martial ability and mind control.

Furthermore, I assert that he was not, as many people assume, just an unwitting political tool manipulated by Palpatine-- rather, he and Palpatine were likely in collaboration from the very beginning, and it’s entirely possible that Palpatine was a subordinate underling to Binks throughout both trilogies.

And finally, given the above, I will conclude with an argument as to why I believe it is not only possible, but plausible that Jar Jar will make a profound impact on the upcoming movies, and what his role may be.[/quote]

@darksith, I suspect you may already be aware of this.

:smile_cat: maybe this belongs in Unusual Beliefs.

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Eh, yeah. I’m not watching The Force Awakens unless forced to do so at gunpoint. I’ve endured enough bad Star Wars dialogue for two lifetimes. Now, if they every make Crank 3, I am so there with a bowl of popcorn.

Pixel.

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I have an obsessed stepdad and an utterly uninterested mom and sister, so this is one family chore that always falls to me. I’ll be there with bells on.

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I went to the video store years ago and rented Ghandi and Jackass in the same visit. The look on the clerk’s face was priceless. :wink:

But that’s me I suppose…sometimes deep and sometimes ridiculous.

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Deeply ridiculous?

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Jar Jar Binks was just a bumbling fool. Now on the new star wars movie. I hope its fun like the originals. If its terrible then we will know the world is screwed. If Jar Jar knows the force then I can turn dust into cocoa puffs

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This theory is so bizarrely convincing. I clicked on it for the lulz and was shocked and horrified.

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There’s only one problem with the theory:

“Always two there are”

Jar jar would make 3!

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Bring it , when’s it out , November?

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Did someone say “sith”?

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If Jar Jar or any Gungan for that matter has any role besides just being present in the background of the universe in the new movie i will lose all hope in mine and the worlds humanity. There will probably be riots by super fans anyway. That would be interesting to see on the 10 o clock news. “Star wars fans riot in the streets over Jar Jar’s return.” And in the footage u see people spraying Empire emblems on cop cars and setting fire to comic stores.

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Oh, I wish I would’ve been there to see it!

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Jar jar… like a turd that will not flush. WOW I wish they’d kill him off!

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a fool can be an evil genius.
an evil genius can be a fool.
take care :alien:

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hahaha this is awesome :joy:

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