I neither confirm or deny

shutterbug · January 31, 2019, 1:05am

…that something like this happened at work this week.

(Additional irony: Our office is supposed to be paperless.)

Mountainman · January 31, 2019, 1:09am

Paperless, I will spend all this weekend on paper work

TomCat · January 31, 2019, 1:11am

When I was in the Navy on a destroyer one of the first things they taught you to say was I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of nuclear warheads aboard this ship. We were told to report anyone who asked.

I worked in supply and didn’t have a clearance so I had no clue anyway but the combat systems guys took their jobs seriously.

anon12381882 · January 31, 2019, 1:18am

What about farting on it and blowing a hole in it?

shutterbug · January 31, 2019, 1:19am

I’m 50, not 15!!!

FatMama · January 31, 2019, 1:27am

Haha I appreciate the passive aggressive. Would be exactly what I would do.

anon1517417 · January 31, 2019, 1:40am

I work in an office and didn’t realize this was a thing that people didn’t like.

system · May 6, 2019, 1:40am

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