I need advice on winning the lottery

I just priced out some wagyu beef and ahi-tuna.

Not. Cheap.

:scream:

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Buy all the tickets. Every single one. Sure, it’ll be pricey, but there’s bound to be winners :sunglasses:

Just buy the one with the winning numbers.

Duhhhhhh :blush:

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Maybe I can wait in a convenience store until someone comes in with a winning ticket. Then I can bite them on the ankle and steal the ticket when they drop it.

I am SO clever.

Rawr.

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Play 1 set of numbers that have never been drawn and continue playing that same set of numbers until you decide to give up playing the lottery. You may play that same set of numbers for years or even decades if and when those set of numbers are ever drawn.

Just think of winning the lottery this way. Winning is like a drop of water in a huge ocean.

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I always tell my Mom I wish I could win the lottery and then she always tells me I’m more likely to be struck by lightning lol

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What happens if you are struck by lightning while holding a lottery ticket? Does it become more powerful and win the jackpot?

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[ googles benjamin franklin + kite + lightning ]

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That would be something :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

I still think winning the lottery is my best bet for big money and fast.

(I tried human trafficking, but it didn’t work because I kept hitting red lights.)

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