I love ass gas

Yes, and smearing it on the wall. It’s a common expression of deep frustration.

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I have this memory of selling poo. Well me and my friend in Germany used to do that on the side of the roads at least once. Not sure if it’s a fake memory anymore haha it seems a bit…surreal.

To be used as fertilizer?

I actually don’t know why anyone would have bought it. They didn’t ofcourse. probably weren’t even aware of what we were doing.

It could be a fantasy memory brought on by all the nonsense you saw in life.

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My farts smell like roses

Not really but your solid shitt makes roses.

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I regularly take pictures of my shiits, I also really enjoy sniffing my own farts, I bask in the ambience of them. I sniff the toilet paper after every wipe to make sure it’s healthy smelling. You can tell a lot about your bowels from your shiit.