Its a bad day when:
-you have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.
- you need one scale for each foot
-you wake up and braces are stuck, together
-the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
- your car payment, house payment and girlfriend are all three over due.
-You begin to hang up the clothes you wore home from the party - - and there arent any.
- You realize the phone number on the bathroom wall of the bar is yours.
Thats all folks.
