salad entered into a room, it was told to get out by psychotic nerd, the salad followed the rules and enetered into a sandwich
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what if you seee rain in the sun and get smashed by plane
what were your thoughts if they escaped reality ?
what if you searched the sky for rain and blowed your head ?
i can see the dark but cannot see the moon, i must be failor
rock scizzors couch potato
yeah its not funny but its a fun hobby… comedy is different from other art forms couse if you drawing or singing not so good they can still applouse but if you perform badly with jokes its dangerous hahahahahahahah
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There are three couses of true feelings : trust magnetism and boredom
The true art of ninja is to be a ninja
I think you might be the first existential comedian. And ninjas are much cooler than pirates. I just needed to say that because everyone needs to know it.
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I existented for long priods of time but I am not funny 
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What couses question:
Curiosity
Stupidity
Want to start a conversation and act on your true feelings
There are a lot of senses of humor out there and just because some people can’t understand your jokes doesn’t mean you aren’t’ funny. Did you ever watch David Letterman? I always liked David Letterman because I thought ‘He doesn’t care about making anyone laugh but himself.’ So if you make yourself laugh who cares who laughs along with you?
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You are right , I must continue writting
Psychotic nerd entered into a cave and found there toilet, then he thought what’s missing , and missed his pee
It’s logically illogic but good
What is the tired pinguin doing in kitchen ? He hopes to find coconut
Logically illogical makes the best kind of sense. Because the world is really that way. So what made you decide you wanted to come up with some jokes?
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I like to imagine things , comedy writting is using your imagination , it’s like therapy to me , laughter is a best medicine for your psyche. I just started writting today so how can they be funny . Imagine you try to sing how horrible you would be . And I am bored don’t have to do humour is kinda relieves boredom
But I am tired now I wrote littlebit and get tired … but I used my creativity so I am good with that
Well its a good form of distraction. Keep at it.
It is okay to get tired. I know it isn’t fun but you will have time to write more jokes or draw later when you feel up to it.
BTW Trust me no one wants me to try to sing ever. It is an awful sound lol.
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